NecrophiliAugury has been officially removed from DA. This account will now only be used for fanart, while I go and chase my elusive fortune. Watch me as I flip burgers for great justice.

See everybody in hell.

It's 5:30 in the fucking morning and I'm still awake, so I figured I'd do something halfway productive and explain to everyone why I haven't been as active around here for the past year or so.

The answer's simple: this place is a fucking cesspool. It was created undoubtedly with good intentions but has turned into a place with enough frivolous e-drama, misconceptions, and relentless egocentrism to overturn MySpace on its ass. This place is a hovel for 13-year-old kids who have no shred of talent whatsoever and come here to whore themselves out for ridiculous nonsense they call art, trying to justify themselves as true artists by posting overly-rendered anime art, inflation art, or--god help me--furries. Don't get me wrong. There are some goddamned good artists floating around here, many of which I've had the pleasure of meeting in person. But god fucking forbid they don't get on the front page because they haven't drawn Naruto or Death Note fanart or taken photographs of their cats or ball-jointed dolls.

I love to draw fanart and will probably keep doing it, but don't expect me to update anything regularly or continue any of the projects I have going on here. Fact of the matter is I've moved on, kids. I'm interested in a career in art and continuing to cater to 13-year-old fanbrats is not going to get me anywhere. You'll also find that I'm discontinuing posting any chapters of NecrophiliAugury here and will probably remove the entire story sometime this summer. Why? Simply put, people were liking it for entirely the wrong reasons. It's more than a little disturbing to have a adolescent girl describing to you how much she idolizes a character who is clearly a sociopath and a physical masochist. That was not the message I wanted to convey with that story, and I apologize if anyone has received a different impression from it. If anyone is seriously interested in reading the rest of the story, I'll be glad to type up a final chapter and share it with you. But if you are underage, I will ignore you. You should not be reading it in the first place. Find a good, strong role model who you can truly look up to as you move on in life.

Like I said, I'll probably keep posting my fanart here, because this is where that shit belongs. You will not, however, see any of my original art on this website any longer.

Fuck, I'm tired. I'll continue this rant later.

HIDE YOUR WIVES AND DAUGHTERS, FOR I HAVE RETURNED. From Acen. With shenanigans.

Full con report coming soon on my Livejournal. For now, enjoy photoshoot pics at ~vestiphilia and links to photos of my group in our Bleach cosplay at Fansview:

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I'm the absolutely retarded-looking Ishida. 8D

Also, our skit:

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Didn't pick up anything this time, but we still had an assload of fun. Also, if anyone hasn't voted here yet, do it. Do it. Or your dad will come into your room naked late at night and beat you.

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE.

Youmacon 2008 will dawn for me as my very first Artists Alley experience, and I need YOU lovely people to let me know what prints you'd like to see from me, so I may leech you of all your cash.

Since I'm too cheap for a subscription here on DA, I've whipped up a poll via PollDaddy.com for you all to vote on.

PLEASE. PLEASE VOTE. *offers free sperm*

Poll is here: [link]

If you don't feel like voting, comment here with any suggestions you might have. It's business time.

PHEW.

Trouble in paradise, guys. Well, Livejournal actually, but meh. Same difference.

After a long and exasperating Battle of the Internets (TM), I've won myself moderation of the NaruSasu community on Lj. I'd thought I'd hit you all with that knowledge in case anyone of you fabulous bitches were interested in joining or donating to the cause. It'll be a bit before we can accept new members over there, but I'd be delighted to see some familiar faces once we get everything up and running.

Or rather, read familiar text. Or something. Internet.

Community is here: [link]